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Sunday, 31 May 2015
HOPE IN AN EMPTY VOID
Nigeria is a great nation with land flowing with milk and honey. A land filled with beautiful people, a land blessed abundantly with natural resources and mineral resources, a land with a supposed great future, a land blessed by God. But yet her people suffer and weep in an unending vale of tears, the poor gets poorer and the rich accumulate more wealth. We need good leaders, we need a savior, we need people who will put our interest before theirs, we need love. Love is a binding energy that gives strength, a force field that fills the void in our heart. Let's hope the new president elect President Muhamadu Buhari will bring the change we have all been waiting for donkey's years. Let's hope He becomes a bridge of peace and not a machine of war and terror, let's hope he takes Nigeria to the next level.
Most funny joke of the century
An Igbo engineer can't find
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET
TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense
of taste is
restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give me
20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man
when its comes to money tru or
false?
a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET
TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my
sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's
mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is
kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense
of taste is
restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes
back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I
cannot
remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring
medicine from box no. 22
and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is
kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring
my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You
got your memory back. Give me
20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him,
and then comes back a
week later determined to
get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become
very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't
have any medicine for that,
so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But
this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your
eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man
when its comes to money tru or
false?
Photos from Osi Umenyiora and Leila Lopes church wedding
Pic: Drogba shows off metal plate scar on his arm as he prepares for surgery
Chelsea legend Didier Drogba shared a photo of himself in hospital as he prepared to have a surgery to remove a metal plate from his arm in Barcelone. The footballer, who played his last match last Sunday, posted the pic and wrote - "Time to get ride of my ironman plate!! Sorry I can't see my fans from Thailand and from Australia. Have fun with my people out there!!!! #Barcelona #surgery"
Kalu Ikeagwu & Nigerian FM OAPs star in new comedy movie, Diary of the Triplets
Diary of the Triplets
Producer/Director of the Multi-award winning movie 'Broken' is set to premiere three seasons of his new franchise comedy movie, Diary of the Triplets, which stars Kalu Ikeagwu alongside Cool/Wazobia/Info FM OAPs (Expensive, Big Mo, Yaqsman, Peter Kundum). Watch trailer above and continue to read more...
Diary of the Triplets is a serial classic comedy movie that chronicles the story of three young men on their journey in pursuit of success. They were raised in Christian homes, but driven by an irresistible desire for success, they would do almost anything to break out of poverty. Each season of the movie unfolds a hilarious episode of their lives on this journey to success.
THE TRIPLETS, as they are called, are a nightmare, not just to their families and friends, but to everyone they encounter on this journey.
Diary of the Triplets is a serial classic comedy movie that chronicles the story of three young men on their journey in pursuit of success. They were raised in Christian homes, but driven by an irresistible desire for success, they would do almost anything to break out of poverty. Each season of the movie unfolds a hilarious episode of their lives on this journey to success.
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Man narrates how he escaped from suspected ritualists in Lagos
38 year old Dennis Joseph has narrated how he was divinely saved divinely from suspected ritual attackers in Lagos recently. His story which he shared with National Mirror below ...""My name is Denis Joseph. I am 38 years old. I am from Imo state, Owerri North Local Government Area. I was born in Port Harcourt. I graduated from Enugu State University of Science and Technology, Enugu. Presently I am into the distribution of Nestle products in Lagos and other states of the Federation. Recently a customer called me from Ikorodu that he needed some products urgently and that I should come and see him for proper negotiation before the second day. At about 2pm the following day, I boarded a Siena minivan from Ojota .We were about five in the vehicle including the driver of the vehicle I asked them how much was the fares and they told me it was #200.
I said it was okay since the vehicle would be faster, I said no problem. I was in a hurry to catch up with my appointment. As we were going ,my spirit was very cold. I now flashed back to what happened at Ojota, shortly before we took off. I discovered then that some people in an attempt to enter the vehicle held back. they did not enter the car. It was unusual for my spirit to be so cold like that if there was no eventuality or imminent danger. As we moved further since my spirit was not willing and becoming uncomfortable in the car, I told the driver,’ Oga , please stop me here, I told them felt like continuing with the journey, let me pay you your correct fare. The driver responded that he could not stop at the place they were because it was dangerous since it was an expressway more so because of the law enforcement agents. I said please stop me let me get down here, the journey meant nothing to me again but he refused. He accelerated the speed. I told him it is not dangerous for him to stop and that I could see vehicles stopping and people moving about freely and that there was no danger in it. Before I knew what was happening, he increased the speed. In the process it became dawned on me that the occupants were not normal people. So I started struggling with them to go out. They started saying their incantation. Their invocation was so much that I knew it was only God that could save me at that point even though I believed that as a Christian, I would not die in the hands of those people. My escape was not possible because I was sandwiched by two men on my sides, with another at the back. I started shouting in the vehicle; leave me I want to go out. But my shout was inaudible since the windows were closed. Because of the way we sat there was no way I could jump out easily. Then I hit on the car, I hit on the other side, all my hands got bruises in an attempt to escape danger and death. Blood started coming out of my hands. I found out that they don’t want to stop as I was shouting and screaming. One of them said to me that why are you proving too stubborn, don’t you see other passengers in calm position. I did not even mind him. All these things happened shortly after Owode, Mile 12 area of the state. As I was doing that, one of them told the driver that we better hurry up o, this guy is proving too stubborn. They said this guy is not the type of person we need o, we better hurry up. It was when they started saying this that I discovered that they were not ordinary people and out to harm me. Fortunately for me and bad for them and through divine intervention and on coming trailer from the other side had blocked the road and the car could not penetrate the small opening. The car could not bypass the big trailer so it had to stop. I continued shouting. That was how they stopped abruptly and I came out of the car. Then some Policemen and people came round to inquire about what was happening. I narrated everything to them and they arrested the remaining occupants. They started asking them why are you doing this? The Police searched the vehicle and found dangerous weapons, charms, knives and all those fetish things. Me I started thanking God for delivering me and rescuing me from their hands left the place. I did not follow those apprehended to the Police. For the fact that I came out of the vehicle safely was okay for me. God just saved me miraculously from those people. So I thank Him. Because if not God I don’t know if I could have survived it. Those people are ritualists because they did not even asked me for money. They were only after my life. My advice to people going on a journey is for them to pray before they go out. So as to prevent unexpected mishaps. They also have to be careful and look well before boarding any vehicle. The Police too need to be in strategic places so that they would know who is who during the day, afternoon and at night. Even when people are shouting or struggling inside the car or bus, they will be able to respond easily and follow up the vehicle. That was what helped me and people started to come round to help me."he said.
Saturday, 30 May 2015
10 surprising benefits of sex
1. Helps Keep Your Immune System Humming
“Sexually active people take fewer sick days,” says Yvonne K. Fulbright, PhD a sexual healthexpert.
People who have sex have higher levels of what defends your body against germs, viruses, and other intruders. Researchers at Wilkes University in Pennsylvania found that college students who had sex once or twice a week had higher levels of the a certain antibody compared to students who had sex less often.
You should still do all the other things that make your immune system happy, such as:
*.Eat right.
*.Stay active.
*.Get enough sleep.
*.Keep up with your vaccinations.
*.Use a condomif you don’t know both of your STDstatuses.
2. Boosts Your Libido
Longing for a more lively sex life? “Having sex will make sex better and will improve your libido,” says Lauren Streicher, MD. She is an assistant clinical professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Northwestern University’s Feinberg School of Medicine in Chicago.
For women, having sex ups vaginal lubrication, bloodflow, and elasticity, she says, all of which make sex feel better and help you crave more of it.
3. Improves Women's Bladder Control
A strong pelvic floor is important for avoiding incontinence, something that will affect about 30% of women at some point in their lives.
Good sex is like a workoutfor your pelvic floor muscles. When you have an orgasm, it causes contractionsin those muscles, which strengthens them.
4. Lowers Your Blood Pressure
Research suggests a link between sex and lower blood pressure, says Joseph J. Pinzone, MD. He is CEO and medical director of Amai Wellness.
“There have been many studies,” he says. “One landmark study found that sexual intercourse specifically (not masturbation) lowered systolic blood pressure.” That's the first number on your blood pressure test.
5. Counts as Exercise
“Sex is a really great form of exercise,” Pinzone says. It won’t replace the treadmill, but it counts for something.
Sex uses about five calories per minute, four more calories than watching TV. It gives you a one-two punch: It bumps up your heart rateand uses various muscles.
So get busy! You may even want to clear your schedule to make time for it on a regular basis. “Like with exercise, consistency helps maximize the benefits,” Pinzone says.
6. Lowers Heart Attack Risk
A good sex life is good for your heart. Besides being a great way to raise your heart rate, sex helps keep your estrogenand testosteronelevels in balance.
“When either one of those is low you begin to get lots of problems, like osteoporosisand even heart disease,” Pinzone says.
Having sex more often may help. During one study, men who had sex at least twice a week were half as likely to die of heart diseaseas men who had sex rarely.
7. Lessens Pain
Before you reach for an aspirin, try for an orgasm.
“Orgasm can block pain,” says Barry R. Komisaruk, PhD, a distinguished service professor at Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey. It releases a hormone that helps raise your pain threshold.
Stimulation without orgasm can also do the trick. “We’ve found that vaginal stimulation can block
chronic back and leg pain, and many women have told us that genital self-stimulation can reduce menstrual cramps, arthritic pain, and in some cases even headache,” Komisaruk says.
8. May Make Prostate Cancer Less Likely
Going for the gusto may help ward off prostate cancer.
Men who ejaculated frequently (at least 21 times a month) were less likely to get prostate cancerduring one study, which was published in theJournal of the American Medical Association.
You don’t need a partner to reap this benefit: Sexual intercourse, nocturnal emission, and masturbation were all part of the equation.
It's not clear that sex was the only reason that mattered in that study. Lots of factors affect cancerrisk. But more sex won’t hurt.
9. Improves Sleep
You may nod off more quickly after sex, and for good reason.
“After orgasm, the hormone prolactinis released, which is responsible for the feelings of relaxation and sleepiness" after sex, says Sheenie Ambardar, MD. She is a psychiatristin West Hollywood, Calif.
10. Eases Stress
Being close to your partner can soothe stress and anxiety.
Ambardar says touching and hugging can release your body's natural “feel-good hormone.” Sexual arousal releases a brainchemical that revs up your brain’s pleasure and reward system.
Sex and intimacycan boost your self-esteem and happiness, too, Ambardar says. It’s not only a prescription for a healthy life, but a happy one.
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